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The Giving Tree

This book is about a very giving tree and some jerk guy and there’s nothing else to read into it.

Happy Mother’s Day!


An Apple

Ingredients:

One apple.

Directions:

Rinse your apple. Has this effectively removed pesticides? I’m not sure. Did you buy organic?

Optional: Peel and/or slice your apple, if you’re the peeling and/or slicing type.

Eat your apple and then call your mother.